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May

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thatstoomainstream:

It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.

This may have just changed my life.

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(Source: bakedout)

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ohmygodtitsmichael asked: I will preach it like I preach how i want a ball pit and i want to swim in it half naked

Ahhhh OMG me too
Balls balls everywhere

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ohmygodtitsmichael asked: and share my 8ply quilted with you? no i need something in return for a piece of heaven to touch your ass. shit aint cheep

That’s right! Shit ain’t cheap!
Preach it Michael! Preach that shit~~~~

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ohmygodtitsmichael asked: OH MY GOD I LOVE MY BUTTHOLE they have shitty service but its nice when you are infront. But my butthole doesnt love me when I eat mexican food.

Hahaha tacohell….. We all pay the price… Just bring extra soft toilet paper next time

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ohmygodtitsmichael asked: what does everything include? limits and terms?

I don’t know… My butthole.,
What? Idk…. I need some food I’m dying

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ohmygodtitsmichael asked: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE ILL MAKE YOU SPECIAL POPSICLES *slows down voice and Will ferrell becomes a butler because of a recoding*

I’d like to thank god and black Jesus and I accept these terms and conditions

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